Do's and Don'ts of Dating Tiffany

Do...
1. Make the first move.
2. Plan the date.
3. Open the door.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Hold intelligent conversations.
6. Tell me you like my perfume.
7. Talk about life and little things, even stupid things.
8. Walk me to the door.
9. Hug me.

Don't
1. Talk about other girls and/or refer to other girls as really beautiful on the date.
2. Talk about old relationships.
3. Talk about how you're excited about the division of labor for when you married. (I know it will inevitably happen and I'm sure I'll love it...but without the most eloquent of words I might not know where you're going with it and think you expect me to be your slave and not your wife, just saying...)
4. Talk about how it's hard to know if you're the one on the first date.
5. Talk about how you don't know what to do with your life and how you have no direction. (Once again, let me clarify. It's okay if you don't know exactly where your life is going...you just have to have some sort of game plan. I am after all finished with school, working full time... as much as I want to be your sugar mama...)
6. Tell me that I can pay next time. (I really don't mind paying/taking turns, but when you tell me I need to pay next time, it sends mixed signals.)


This is a work in progress... but all of these do's and don't are a result of my past few dates! Really, I'm not that easy to please... Can you believe some of those don'ts?? I promise I'm not picky... I just want to be respected, loved, appreciated...yada, yada, yada.