2 months ago I tried to get my FLIRT on.
I started by driving to work. Actually by curling my hair, applying that make-up and choosing something that makes me feel good to wear....you'd be surprised, those three things are essential to get the FLIRT on.
A jeep pulls up next me. I can't look, too shy. Next light, slow glance. Another red! I smile. About to turn into the neighborhood. Realize I'm never going to see this kid again. Smile and wave...the flirty kind. Nothing to lose, why not? I'm not getting any younger.
Park. Walk towards school. See Jeep guy pull in parking lot. Freak out. Walk faster and faster and FASTER. Crap, all I did was follow a few simple techniques, look good, smile, wave. Tell a few favorite staff members.
Next day. Kindergarten teacher tells me a note was left on her car. It made her husband mad. Note says,
"You are super cute. I was in the jeep. If you are single and interested, my number is...."
Thank you Jeep Guy. I'm flattered. You rock and are fearless. Two thumbs up.
