TIFFANY Meets World: Flirting???

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Flirting???

So I went to Wal-mart last night to buy a bunch of candy bars for a bridal shower game. This is what the guy in line behind me had to say:

Guy: "I admire your dedication to nutrition"

Me: "Well, what can I say."

Guy: "You didn't find Mr. Goodbar"

Me: "I looked and looked, but couldn't find him."

Guy: "Why don't they make women candy bars?"

Me: "They have Hot Tamales."

Guy: "It's ok, I like them better in person."

Hahaha!! I'm still laughing! I felt like a big fat fatty fat buying all those candy bars...even thought I had no intention of eating them!

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